I Left England When I

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.