Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.