Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.