It Was A Great Honour

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.