Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.