Please Don't Stand Up On

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?