Isn't It Fun To Go

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.