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My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

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