Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.