I Always Like To Go

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!