You Know, Marriage Is Making

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.