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The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.