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Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.