When You Get Over 95,

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?