When You Get Over 95,

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.