Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.