There's A Very Apt Saying

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.