You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Fly Swatter In The Front Seat Of The Car So You Can Reach Your Kids In The Back Seat Of The Car.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

You May Be A Redneck If . . . You Think You Are An Entrepreneur Because Of The "dirt For Sale" Sign In The Front Yard.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.