You Might Be A Redneck

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.