You Might Be A Redneck

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.