You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Gives You Tips On How To Sneak Booze Into Sporting Events.