You Might Be A Redneck

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

I Say, If Everybody In This House Lives Where It's God First, Friends And Family Second And You Third, We Won't Ever Have An Argument.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Six-pack And A Bug-zapper High-quality Entertainment.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.