If Your Neighbors Think You're

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Has A Beer Belly And You Find It Attractive.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Radiator Hose To Fix Your Kitchen Sink.

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!