I Hope Someday We Can

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.

When I Was A Kid, My Parents Had A 900-pound Television On Top Of A Tv Tray. My Dad's Theory Was, 'let Him Pull It Over His Head A Few Times, He'll Learn.'

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?