People Are Like, Hey, Jeff,

You Might Be A Redneck If A Full-grown Ostrich Has Fewer Feathers Than Your Cowboy Hat.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Been Fired From A Construction Job Because Of Your Appearance.

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.