You Might Be A Redneck

If You Think The Last Four Words To The National Anthem Are " Gentleman, Start Your Engines", You Might Be A Redneck.

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.'