You Might Be A Redneck

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.