You Might Be A Redneck

This Happened To Me Last Week. We're In The Process Of Remodeling Our House; We've Been Doing It For A While Now. And We Have The Painters In, Putting Sheets Up Around The Furniture, You Know? And We Have A Piano, Just A Regular, Up Against The Wall Piano. One Of The Painters Said To Me, "is That Y'all's Piano?" I Said, "nah, That's Our Coffee Table, It Just Has Buckteeth! Here's Your Sign!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your 'huntin Dog' Cost More Than The Truck You Drive Him Around In.