You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Your License Plate Personalized Because Your Dad Made It In Prison.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love. It's About Gettin' Drunk And Gettin' Sober. It's About Leavin' And It's About Comin' Home. It's Real Music Sung By Real People For Real People, The People That Make Up The Backbone Of This Country. You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can't Get Married To Your Sweetheart Because There Is A Law Against It.

Talking With Gary Busey Is Kinda Like Sex. You Want To Do It, You Just Don't Want To Be Alone When You Do It.