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You Might Be A Redneck If The Salvation Army Declines Your Mattress.

If You're A Redneck, You Have That Blood Flowing Through Your Veins. That's Almost On The Bucket List, To Hear "freebird" Live.

You Might Be A Redneck If... The Blue Book Value Of Your Truck Goes Up And Down Depending On How Much Gas It Has In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.