You Might Be A Redneck

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Has Ever Been Asked To Leave A Bingo Game Because Of Her Language.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.