You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

Watching A Baby Being Born Is A Little Like Watching A Wet St. Bernard Coming In Through The Cat Door.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The O.j. Trial Was The Big Sunkist And Minutemaid Taste Test.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Six-pack And A Bug-zapper High-quality Entertainment.