You Might Be A Redneck

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito, They Put On A Fake Beard Or Mustache. If I Wanted To I'd Just Shave Mine Off.

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.

Because Criminals Know That When They See A House With 2 Foot Tall Grass, A Dog On A Chain, And An Engine Hanging From A Tree, A Gun Lives In That House. And If You Want To Know What Kind, Just Break In At 2 In The Morning.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.