You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If People Hear Your Car Long Before They See It.