You Might Be A Redneck

If You Have A Complete Set Of Salad Bowls And They All Say Kool Whip On The Side, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Celebrate Groundhog Day Because You Believe In It.

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.