You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!

Find Something In Life That You Love Doing. If You Make A Lot Of Money, That's A Bonus, And If You Don't, You Still Won't Hate Going To Work.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Refused To Watch The Academy Awards Since Smokey And The Bandit Was Snubbed For Best Picture.