If Your Mother Doesn't Remove

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.

I Was Talking To Alan Jackson. He Had His Second Greatest Hits Album. He Said, You Don't Ever Get Into This Really Thinking You're Gonna Make It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Fly Swatter In The Front Seat Of The Car So You Can Reach Your Kids In The Back Seat Of The Car.