You Might Be A Redneck

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Radiator Hose To Fix Your Kitchen Sink.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

[about Sex And Being Married] It's Like Being The National Guard, We May Not Be Seeing As Much Action As The Front Line, But We Are Living To Fight Another Day.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To A Tupperware Party For A Haircut.