You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!