You Might Be A Redneck

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Always Wore Cowboy Boots And Drove A Truck, And Talked Like This. So Everywhere I Would Go In Comedy People Would Say, "foxworthy, You Ain't Nothing But A Redneck From Georgia!" It Kind Of Became A Formula Joke.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

It's Not My Dreams That Get Me In Trouble, It's What My Wife Dreams I Did. My Wife Punched Me In The Middle Of The Night; I Woke Up And Went Oww! What Was That For?, And She Goes I Dreamt You Were Making Out With Faith Hill. I Said I Wasn't Dreaming Anything! Send Her Over To My Dreams, And We'll Both Be Happy.