You Might Be A Redneck

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.