You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

Ladies Have Come Up With All These Expressions To Reassure Men. "oh, Honey, It's Not The Size Of The Ship, It's The Motion Of The Ocean." That May Be True, But It Takes A Long Time To Get To England In A Rowboat.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Very Special Baseball Cap, Just For Formal Occasions.