You Might Be A Redneck

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.