By The Time We Get

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt? You Put On Something From The Cleaners, They're Gonna Spit Up Just Like That. My Wardrobe Looks Like We Have Condors Living In Our Yard.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.