By The Time We Get

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wheelbarrow Breaks And It Takes Four Relatives To Figure Out How To Fix It.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

Talking With Gary Busey Is Kinda Like Sex. You Want To Do It, You Just Don't Want To Be Alone When You Do It.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.