You Might Be A Redneck

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Work With A Shirt Off... And So Does Your Husband.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

This Happened To Me Last Week. We're In The Process Of Remodeling Our House; We've Been Doing It For A While Now. And We Have The Painters In, Putting Sheets Up Around The Furniture, You Know? And We Have A Piano, Just A Regular, Up Against The Wall Piano. One Of The Painters Said To Me, "is That Y'all's Piano?" I Said, "nah, That's Our Coffee Table, It Just Has Buckteeth! Here's Your Sign!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own At Least 20 Baseball Hats.