You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Hauled A Can Of Paint To The Top Of A Water Tower To Defend Your Sister's Honor.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Can Correctly Execute The Sleeper Hold.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.