You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need One More Hole Punched In Your Card To Get A Freebie At The House Of Tattoos.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Cartoons Long After Your Kids Get Bored.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

If Your Stomach Blocks Your View Of Your Feet, Cover It Up! The Only People Who Should Be Wearing Belly Shirts Are People Who Don't Have Bellies. Now Those Little Baby Spare Tires Are Kinda Cute; Tractor Tires Aren't! Especially If They've Got Hair On Them!

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.