You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Parakeet Knows The Phrase Open Up, Police!

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

The Thing About That Singles Apartment Is You Never Had To Clean It Up... Until The Day You Got The Security Deposit Back. You're Arguing With The Landlord... 'no Sir, The Back Door Was Missing When We Moved In Here! The Pizzas Were Always On The Ceiling!'

You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.