You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If An Episode Of Walker, Texas Ranger Changed Your Life.

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Would Love For Someone To Offer Me A Serious Part In Something. I Don't Know If I Could Even Pull It Off, But I Would Like To Be The Cowboy That Rides Off And Someone Shoots Him Off The Horse In The Middle Of Town. Just A Serious Role. It Wouldn't Have To Be A Big One.

I Notice My Wife When She's On The Phone With Her Friends, Man They Will Share Every Animate Details Of Their Lives With Each Other. See Men Once We Become Friends With Another Man We May Never Say Another Word To Him, Unless There's Valuable Information That Needs To Be Exchanged. Things Like "hey Jim, Your Shirt's On Fire."

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.