You Might Be A Redneck

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

When I Did The Sitcom I Was Too Naive. I Thought, Well, They Know What They're Talking About, Let's Do That.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Hunting Dog Has A Bigger Tombstone Than Your Grandfather.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.