You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own All The Components Of Soap On A Rope Except The Soap.

As An Individual, As A Household, You Can't Spend More Money Than You're Bringing In. You Can Do It For A Little While, But You End Up Going Broke And You End Up Losing Everything You Have. That Is The Path That We're On As A Country, And It Scares Me To Death.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wheelbarrow Breaks And It Takes Four Relatives To Figure Out How To Fix It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.