You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Are Still Holding On To Confederate Money Because You Think The South Will Rise Again.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Picture Of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Or Elvis Over Your Fireplace.