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You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think That John Deere Green, Ford Blue, And Primer Gray Are The Three Of The Primary Colors.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.