If You Don't Have Anything

You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Radiator Hose To Fix Your Kitchen Sink.

I've Been To All 50 States, And Traveled This Whole Country, And 90 Percent Of The People Are Good Folks. The Rest Of Them Take After The Other Side Of The Family.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Episode Of Walker, Texas Ranger Changed Your Life.

If You Know All 4 Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter And Road Construction, You May Live In Canada

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need An Estimate From Your Barber Before You Get A Haircut.