If You Don't Have Anything

Look At Where Jesus Went To Pick People. He Didn't Go To The Colleges; He Got Guys Off The Fishing Docks.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

If You're A Redneck, You Have That Blood Flowing Through Your Veins. That's Almost On The Bucket List, To Hear "freebird" Live.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.