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My Grandma's The Most Careful, Safe Driver In The World. You Put Her In A Rental Car, And She's Doing Doughnuts In The K-mart Parking Lot!

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

Look At Where Jesus Went To Pick People. He Didn't Go To The Colleges; He Got Guys Off The Fishing Docks.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You Think 'loading The Dishwasher' Means 'getting Your Wife Drunk', You Might Be A Redneck