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If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

The Things That I'm Talking About Not Knowing, They're Not Mysteries Of The Universe; It's Just Stuff I Thought I Would Know By The Time I Was Thirty-nine.

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Say, If Everybody In This House Lives Where It's God First, Friends And Family Second And You Third, We Won't Ever Have An Argument.